Guardian's Talk with Saber (Fate/EXTRA)Saber: "Guardian."
Guardian: "Hm? What is it Saber?"
Saber: "I'm feeling bored right now and Master is doing his 'classes'."
Guardian: "As usual, you act like a spoiled princess when you're bored...."
Saber: "I am NOT a spoiled princess! I am an Empress and you will show me respect!"
Guardian: *rubs head* "Whatever.... princess...."
Saber: *draws sword* "NOW YOU'RE BEING A SMART-ASS!!! I'LL PUNISH YOU LIKE I PUNISH ANY WHO MOCK ME, BY BEATING THEM SENSELESS!!!!" *Charges*
Guardian: *blocks Saber's sword with his sword effortlessly* "Can't you take a joke? Seriously, this is one of the reasons your master is somewhat scared of you."
Saber: *Blushes* "MY MASTER IS NOT SCARED!!" *Slashes at Guardian, but her form becomes sloppy*
Guardian: *blocks all her attacks with his sword* "Saber, Calm down! You're going to destroy the room if you keep blowing up like that!"
Saber: "NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE!!!!"
Guardian: "Fine, I'm sorry for calling you a 'spoile